So after the incident with the dolphin-shark hybrid thing that broke through the fourth dimension and threatened to make my existence in this three dimensional world all the more ludicrous. So yeah; AFTER THAT.
The party and I decided to retire around and then I suddenly had the notion of wanting to explore some. If nothing else grab one of the complementary bikes the hotel offered and just take a trip around the area. The mansion I got out of the deal was nice enough; but I was on an undisclosed purpose coming on this trip; should I want to, I could have gone anywhere.
Both of my female companions didn't have anything better to do at the time and so we moved forward with our plans. One of them noted a mild hunger and so rather than explore the rest of the campus environment; the local burger joint was decided upon as our location of best enjoyment.
And it is here at this obscure fast food joint that served what appeared to be stroganoff. As I was filling my drink and filling my cup with orange Fanta I was accosted by a little old lady who demanded to know if I had identification on me for some type of clerical purpose.
At which point I was like why not? I pulled out my wallet and proceeded to pull out random cards until my ID was present. She took it and I thought of nothing more of the matter for a bit.
As I was getting my refill; I noted that I still hadn't gotten my ID back. I'm irked and I request to see her ID. She claims to have it but is still copying information from mine.
Noting how BS this whole incident is I make the comment that if I don't see some ID in the next 2 minutes I'd be calling the police and filling harassment charges.
Next thing I get is a injunction order. She's charging me $35.50 for some BS reason or another and threatening me with jail and a $100,000 fee if I should refuse to show in court.
This is my breaking point. "I invoke Armaneus Rex!" I shout passionately. The waking world pulls me after that and I wonder what would have happened next.
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