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Thursday, November 24, 2011

11/24/11 Sleeping

Given the following premise:

1. I'm depressed about being homeless, jobless and generally broke.

2. I have no monies to spend on myself or anyone else for that matter.

3. The people that I do really want to spend this day with are either not talking to me or not in my life anymore.

The following is a result.

1. Depression factor multiplier x2

2. Boredom variable +5

3. Lethargy +10

4. Sleep imminent.

So for all of the rest of you who're out there enjoying yourselves. Have a good time. Yours truly will crawl back into his sleeping bag and hibernate some more. Not like it'll do much good but still.

Who knows? Maybe after waking up from the dream world. I'll have a better outlook on things and the job searching will be able to resume without further depression.

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