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Wednesday, June 5, 2013

06/05/2013 Obligatory Birthday Post

I'm a year older.

In the crazy scheme of things, I'm smarter, wiser and for the most part, more charming.

I sit at my computer as always and while I'm not likely to have done anything productive for this particular day in question, I can't help but think that I have actually gained something. And by something I mean a few pounds.

Meh. I'm a bit overweight and I know it. One of those life goals I can hope to change right?

It's something.

In other news my two boys are being as bastardly as ever. They sit on my bed and plead most pitifully because their catfood bowls are only 45% filled.

I take pity on them and feed them their evening meal. I wanna sleep some more.

In another life I suppose I may have been a house cat. And just did as I pleased for my own entertainment. But in this one I have the power of being a human and I choose not to do much with it. Is that a sign I'm just a lazy braggart? Or maybe more sinister things are at play here.

Hm...

Ah well. TO SHOWER!

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