Machetes are dangerous tools. They harm the forest and have been known to commit various acts of genocidal violence over the ages in many different climates.
And of course no one that I know really NEEDS a machete. They might like to have one handy for various things but no one ever really needs such a tool in suburbia.
Which I suppose then raises the question of why I have one.
Because I wanted one. Is probably the best answer I can think of. Because I don't see why I shouldn't. And it's on sale.
Because in America, things are dictated by whats on sale. And when things are on sale, even the things you'd never have a use for in a thousand years become substantially more interesting.
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